Midorikawa Retasu

[Supposedly locked from Issei and Diarmuid. Actually not, because she fails at this sort of thing.]

Um, does anybody have any advice? You see, today is, um... Should I wish them a happy anniversary? Would that sound bitter? I don't want to sound like that! But then again, it might be hurtful if I didn't say anything, right? I can't get someone else to say it for me, that would be even worse. Should I give them flowers? Would they take that the wrong way? Am I worrying too much? What do I do?

I guess we have a new employee, but, um... she's eight years old. Is that really allowed? I don't want Shirogane-san or Akasaka-san to get in trouble! Maybe it can't be helped, though...

She's already doing better than me... She can even carry fifteen plates at a time without breaking them. While she's swinging on the chandelier like Tarzan. Oh, I knew I was useless as a waitress!