[open RL]

[aquaticrush]

*Retasu is still reeling. She hasn't been talking much since she saw everything. You can find her in the temple, heavily guarded just in case, sulking in her Felt dress and hugging herself.*

...um, hello.

(This is an open RL! Anyone who wants to come yell at Retasu or just talk to her is welcome. Threadhopping very encouraged.)

Comments

[aquaticrush]

Castanets...

[sandinmyboots]

What, do you amplify the sound so that the enemy's eardrums pop?

[aquaticrush]

...They shoot water.

[sandinmyboots]

...alright, that is a thing. Do you use the water to stun with high velocities?

[aquaticrush]

Um, s-sort of?

[sandinmyboots]

What can it do?

[aquaticrush]

Maybe it would be better if I showed you?

*Retasu has a green glow and an aura of bubbles appear around her again, but this time it only lasts for a split second. When it fades, her glasses are gone, her braids are replaced by a ponytail in a tube, she's got antennae that look like ribbons growing out of her head, the green marking on her chest is exposed, and she's wearing something that can only be described as a battle dress/swimsuit thing with a showgirl skirt and garters. Frankly, she looks ridiculous, although at least it's a cute sort of ridiculous.*

[masked_god]

[Karakael starts from his position, clearly surprised at the outfit change.]

Good lord, I hope my childsoldiers never decide to become magical girls...

[sandinmyboots]

You need to fire your armor designer.

[ He's seen armored bustiers that give more protection than that. 8| ]

So, other than decorative armor that doesn't seem to give much protection, what do you have?

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry. I didn't ask for this...

*She takes a deep breath.*

Lettastanets! *Retasu summons... what are those? They look like little heads of lettuce or cabbages or something with clappers on the ends. Honestly, if she hadn't had them for years and been shown on the community using them multiple times, you'd be forgiven for thinking she alchemized them. She clacks them together and bubbles rise up around her.* Reborn~ Lettuce Rush! *And a jet of water comes flying out of nowhere straight ahead.*

[sandinmyboots]

[Kefka just. Is making a face.]

[Cabbage castenets. what. Why would you make something that looked like like that. Was it for camoflage or. What. What.]

[Though the water looks cool.]

Very good. Yes. Good aim. Can you control the speed and amount?









[cabbage castenets]

[aquaticrush]

Usually... Ah, um, is there something wrong, Kefka-san?

[sandinmyboots]

Those are some of the goofiest-looking weapons I've seen in my life, and I say that as someone who got his nose broken by a dancing moogle.

[aquaticrush]

Well, I suppose they are a bit strange...

[sandinmyboots]

Why cabbages?

[aquaticrush]

I don't know.