sandinmyboots: (counting the seconds to your nonexistanc)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-28 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? I'm informed that it is deeply enjoyable and life-affirming for those who choose to do it.
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-29 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
You've promised your chastity to the local gods? How lovely! I'll honor your wish and never speak of it again!
sandinmyboots: (LOITKEFKA)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-29 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You have no interest in sex and find it disgusting!
sandinmyboots: (ah ah ah)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're unable to handle it because you've never had it

[Don't take out your disappointment about getting a 'no' on her, clown.]
sandinmyboots: (you better not have ruined my hair)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-30 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sex isn't that scary. It's not some tentacle monster waiting to steal your innocence with unruly, slimy arms.
sandinmyboots: (owwwww what just hit me)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-04-30 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just a metaphor! Don't get your panties in a twist!
sandinmyboots: (owwwww what just hit me)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-05-01 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, I will.
sandinmyboots: (owwwww what just hit me)

[personal profile] sandinmyboots 2012-05-01 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome?